Natural Selection #14 ORGAN DONORS

ORGAN DONORS

(3 February 2008, California) Two dirtbikes, two drivers, two passengers. Zero helmets, zero headlights, and a new moon. Four friends were tearing around on private land, where helmets and lights are not required. The Highway Patrol said the two couples were killed when their bikes collided between 1:30 and 3:30 AM in Modesto.

Emergency room workers have a name for people who ride dirtbikes without a helmet. They’re called ‘Future Organ Donors’ and that is the only career now possible for Thomas, 33, Michael, 33, Kelly, 30, and Cynthia, 29.

These four IDIOTS are our Natural Selection Number 14. (14A, 14B, 14C, & 14D)

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~ by Digory Kirke on August 29, 2008.

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